Here are a few particularly soul-sucking ‘recommendations’ (loosely translated). I can’t think of anything more stifling than to have my wardrobe micromanaged by corporate nit-wits:
“While blazers are equipped with pockets, they were not designed to contain a large number of personal effects or accessories. Leave these empty, so they do not deform.”
“Only when it is very hot, and after confirmation of your supervisor, can you wear the shirt without a jacket.”
“The jacket must completely cover your posterior.”
“Sunglasses cannot be worn on top of the head.”
“Piercings, besides earrings, and tattoos are prohibited. Tattoos, piercings or anklets are outdated and do not look professional.”
“If you wear a watch, it suggests reliability and that punctuality is of great concern to you.”
“After having worn a pair of shoes, allow your shoes at least one day, so let the leather dry out and rest.”
“The tip of your tie should under no circumstances enter your pants.”
“Do not wash, nor ever iron your shirts yourself.”
Here’s the full deal (in case you read French)