That and more 2011 review…by the Onion:
Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear – Year In Review
2011 Top Story: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds
Year In Review: Revolution In Egypt Either Courageous Or Stupid Depending On Outcome
Year In Review: Renewable Energy Source Encoded In Charlie Sheen’s Rants
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Of course, he’s referring to Dick’s Sporting Goods…right?
In all seriousness, if you don’t know about how your constitutional rights are being stripped away for your own safety, I suggest some of the following reading:
Indefinite detention and torture act arrives at White House
Indefinite Detention of American Citizens: Coming Soon to Battlefield U.S.A.
Americans will be transferred to foreign prisons under Indefinite Detention act
You better not sneeze at the airport…because your family might never see you again.
Yes, this is old. No, this has nothing to do with economics.
Ricky at the 2011 Golden Globes…did he really host two years in a row?
I can’t be bothered to look at everything falling apart in every corner of the world. So here are some lighter moments captured on film:
Scotty Mccreery misses his lip-syncing cue
Just when you thought the ride was broken…wait for it…wait for it…
Sarah Palin pardons a Thanksgiving turkey as others die around her
Hockey Player Forgets How To Use A Water Bottle
Prank induces moment of sheer terror
A little bit of bad language from the hosts, but a great mix of tunes nonetheless…
Awesome
Word of the day:
Rigmarole
1. Complex, obsolete procedures; excess steps or activity; needless motion
2. Nonsense; confused and incoherent talk
Used in a sentence:
• We had to go through the rigmarole of installing, registering, and activating the software before we found out it wouldn’t work.• He just told us what to do without all the usual rigmarole.
Next best alternative: Song and Dance
Something to get your mind off things…Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, and Louis CK


