April 1, 2013

You know Western civilization is unsustainable when...

...80% of cars on the road contain only one person

...businesses would rather fly you to a meeting than do a conference call 

...kids living with six roommates drive BMWs

... $250 shoes are considered normal

...the guy who barely puts in an 8 hour day 'needs' his semi-annual getaway to a 5-star tropical paradise

...kids under the age of ten are getting root canals

...people who don't work receive credit card offers

...crack-heads have iPhones

...I can recite the opening theme song to 'Bananas in Pyjamas'

...magazines contain more ads than articles

...people carry 3 bags to work

...yoga pants and leggings are see through

...when I write a post like this